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Hi there! I’m a Computational Mathematician by day, Astrophysicist and Musician in the Afternoon, Batman at night and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack Mehoff, and I like piña coladas sans coconut milk without the piña just the colada. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)

…our History is something like this:

The XYZ Doohickey Company was founded in 1971, and has been providing quality doohickeys to the public ever since 1969. Located in Gotham City, XYZ employs over 2,000 people and does all kinds of awesome things for the Gotham community. hehe jk. Here at XYZ we provide the utmost care in science when selecting the hardware or software solution for your business needs. Our CEO is a Legendary Scientist better than Elon Musk (musk blocked him on twitter for telling him what to do), and we will expand w the utmost care of precision, and science.

As a new XYZ Customer, we expect you to get the best utility for your purchase and to maybe laugh or have fun while doing so! Crypto payments coming soon!